satch

a hard-ass glaswegian who is prefferably a bald dude that goes round chibbin folk with his home-made axe(a claw hammer with a stanley knife selotaped to it)

oh shit here comes satch

by jeffington September 28, 2005

satching

not doin shit; sloth. Originated in North PHilly.

tweleve hours on the couch.

by Titanium October 6, 2004

satch

when someone bitches someone else out hardcore

Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis

by britt hill May 20, 2004

Satch^

Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.

"Yo Satch^, hit me with another song my Hombre!" *Satch^ proceeds to beat the Sting admirers*

by Brian Partyh July 1, 2004

satch

a fart that does not create the crackle effect when it leaves your rear but is also not silent. Very airy fart.

dude did you just satch fart?

hahahaha YEAH

by Satch Adams August 9, 2009

satched

Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.

Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.

by twiggytall May 3, 2004

satch patch

ball sack, usually found on the male species

He scratched his hairy satch patch.

by JenRae March 12, 2005