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a misunderstood guy. he makes sure heaven doesn't have any bad people ruining it for everyone. wow. what a great guy. would hitler fit in heaven? NO
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Who dyslexic kids ask for Christmas presents. I want a Tire Fruck and a Beddy Tear for Christmas, Satan!
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| 10. | satan | ||
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Santa spelled wrong... s-a-n-t-a santa
s-a-t-a-n satan |
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| 11. | Satan | ||
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Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks. Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.
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| 12. | Satan | ||
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Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan. Ya better figure it out mang.
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Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges. At confession:
Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night! |
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| 14. | Satan | ||
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My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil. Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends." |
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