1. Big red dude that lives in hell
2. Marlyn Manson's Bestest buddy
3. daddy of the Antichrist
4. Recreational Killer that likes to use Satanism in a situation
1. Hello all welcome to hell please get in line for your torture
2. Marlyn you look great in that Camisole
4. Cop1: we have a Satan down at the Warehouse sexually toturing women
Cop2:shit...
by Scary Terry April 08, 2005
Satanism stands for : 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, which, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
this is copyright Anton Szandor LaVey, the true founder of the Church Of Satan. I Will Now Take This Oppurtunity To Remind To Of The Human Right Of Freedom OF Speech. Thank You For Your Time!
dear satan!! how many times? see : www.churchofsatan.com
by Marissa. February 27, 2005
The word originates in old testament Judaism.
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Therefore you posers can't twist it to mean whatever you want in the name of your gay goth philosophy/religion or whatever it is.
stupid satanists on this site: it's not the Christian anti-god or the Jewish adversary of humanity

sane person: yes,it is...you wouldn't even have that word if the Jews didn't use it first so therefore you losers can't even redefine it and then get mad when people don't conform to your definition that you made up...look we're perfectly sane here and don't need to conform to your pathetic little goth fantasies
by FUCK OFF YOU October 14, 2005
What your mom looks like.
person 1: hi this is my mom *shows mom*
person 2:OMG YOUR MOMMA LOOKS LIKE SATAN OIGS IN BKANEKTS AND A BAG OF TRUXTON> OMMMMMG
mom: lolwut
by Satan's DAUGHTERRRR December 27, 2012
satan is the man in the moon
man: see that face on the moon ricky
ricky: y-yes...
man: thats satan
ricky: ... T.T
by Craz yD December 30, 2005
Goes by many names. His favorite title is "Lord of All Emos". These days humanity do so much to corrupt their souls themselves, he hardly has any work to do, so he mostly plays chess with Kim Jong Il and wonders why Cradle of Filth even bothered to release their new album in the first place.

Really isn't as bad as all that, apparently.
Also see Dick Cheney and Adam Sandler.
"Hey, I just saw Satan!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he was cutting himself and trying to convince George Bush to quit the Iraq War"
by Aaron Vance January 11, 2009
A nonexistent figure created based off of older, pagan religious symbols for the purpose of scaring young impressionable children into believing in god... another nonexistent character ALSO based on earlier, PAGAN religious symbols and beliefs.

Come on people don't be airheads.
Satan isn't real and neither is Jesus.
by Styxhexenhammer November 29, 2009

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