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satan is nothing but a liar. he tells all of his worshipers that he defeated Jesus at the cross when really he knows good and well that it was Jesus who defeated him. we are taught wrongly about satan in many religions that since Jesus defeated him we have no reason to fight for our souls because we'll be forgiven and go to heaven. thats not true. your whole life you have to fight against satan. he will do anything he can to get you to go to hell. and if you are a satanist and want a way out dont believe it when satan tells you you cant because of the contract in your blood. hes lying. you can. but you must devote your life to God. not the "god" satan, but the only true God that there ever was and ever will be. you must devote yourself to Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master and he can be yours too.

dont believe anything satan tells you!!
and just a little heads up..he can put thoughts into your mind but he cannot(and neither can his demons) read your thoughts. but God can. if you want out but are scared to say anything out loud then pray it in your mind. God will know and he will answer.
Satan was the most beautiful and intelligent thing God ever created but he thought he could take over Gods kingdom and so he tried but was defeated and sent out of heaven by Michael, the archangel.

Satan was defeated by Jesus on the cross.

Satanist cannot look you square in the eye and say,"Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master."~~ this test is given in I John 4. if you ask them this they can and will, in most cases say yes. they can say "Jesus saved me" but which Jesus are they talking about? they can and do use the name of Jesus, they can teach and preach about Jesus, they can use the name of Jesus in prayer. but they cannot, with their own mouths, make the declaration given above.

f.y.i. the majority of true satan worshipers will not admit that they are.
by xxlurvexofxyourxlifexx December 21, 2006
 
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The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
 
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Saddam's gay lover on South Park.
by dj gs68 July 09, 2003
 
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Who politicians serve.
Who politicians want YOU to serve.
by Satan is a political whore! February 16, 2005
 
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The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.
by Jeremy V April 01, 2005
 
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The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness]
master of Hell
After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.
by Down4People October 13, 2003
 
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Christianity's big bad scapegoat/boogieman. Originally a Jewish demon-like character who tested you, but changed into the all-evil devil that Christians blame everything on. Allows for the dismissal of accountability.
OJ: "Satan made me do it!"
Pope: "You are forgiven."
by kelvin July 19, 2003
 
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n. Miroslav Šatan (born October 22, 1974 in Jacovce, Czechoslovakia) is a Slovak professional ice hockey right winger who, as of the 2009 season, is an unrestricted free agent in the National Hockey League. He was drafted in 1993 by the Edmonton Oilers, but had his greatest success with the Buffalo Sabres. The last NHL team for whom he sKated was the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2008.

The proper Slovak pronunciation of his surname is "SHAH-tahn."
Šatan became the first player ever to win a World Championship in Pools A, B, C as well as a Stanley Cup.
by Dan Weyandt November 23, 2009