The god damn motha fuckin thing living in the god forsaken motha fuckin woods behind Ben's motha fucking god damn house that makes horrible god damn noises that makes you wanna slit your throat while chsing you through the woods.
*Complete silence the entire time*
*Ben stops*
Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence."
*Continue walking*
Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
*Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by*
Drew-"What the fuck is that?"
*The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine*
*Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...*
Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..."
Ben-"Holy shit."
*Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring*
*Get back inside*
Drew-"What the fuck what that?!"
Ben-"I have no fucking clue!"
by I LOVE SATAN Drew and Ben April 24, 2005
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The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
Saddam's gay lover on South Park.
by dj gs68 July 09, 2003
Who politicians serve.
Who politicians want YOU to serve.
by Satan is a political whore! February 16, 2005
The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.
by Jeremy V April 01, 2005
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness]
master of Hell
After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.
by Down4People October 13, 2003
Christianity's big bad scapegoat/boogieman. Originally a Jewish demon-like character who tested you, but changed into the all-evil devil that Christians blame everything on. Allows for the dismissal of accountability.
OJ: "Satan made me do it!"
Pope: "You are forgiven."
by kelvin July 19, 2003
a misunderstood guy. he makes sure heaven doesn't have any bad people ruining it for everyone. wow. what a great guy.
would hitler fit in heaven? NO
by Even Flow May 31, 2005
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