stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

stake me to an anthill by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Satakshi 

The person who loves selflessly, cares selflessly, and lives life to the fullest. Looks rude and savage outside but is a whole softie inside.
She is just amazing. Someone who is one in a billion. Will break your jaw or show you paradise. Just flawless. Cute AF.

I wish I could be like Satakshi.

Satakshi by Shia Lin April 27, 2021

Stakeholder 

Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.

Example: School Board Meeting:

Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?

Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.

Stakeholder by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021

The 3 Sataneers 

Trapezoid, shorts and leggings man, and Satan himself

“did you see the 3 Sataneers today?”
“yes, I ran away from them”

The 3 Sataneers by John Doe 37391833910 October 5, 2019

stakeholder savage 

When a person holds stakes in someone's life or business, but abuses that power just to make the person miserable without giving a single damn about it.

"My dad always brings up what he can use against me if I piss him off. He always commits stakeholder savage."

stakeholder savage by J. D. G. September 6, 2020

at stake 

at risk; one the line

When your survival is at stake, pleasure and pain will be strong motivators.

at stake by Roxanne Lu December 10, 2013

Up the Stakes 

Originally taken from the Mike Shinoda song, "Bleach(remix)", this
phrase refers to putting more effort into what you are doing.

Yo Jon, if u want to get that girl number u need to up the stakes.

Up the Stakes by M. Murray August 13, 2008