by Peter W March 3, 2003
A standarized test taken by high school juniors and seniors. It is the most important test that is also the least important, because while high scores are essential to get into college, it shows nothing about your intelligence, learning ability, or worth as a person.
I just bought 132480134 so I can study for the SAT.
After the SAT I will be an expert at filling in circles.
Look! I'm smarter than Joe Bloggs at the SAT
After the SAT I will be an expert at filling in circles.
Look! I'm smarter than Joe Bloggs at the SAT
by UHSS January 11, 2011
Yo the SAT screwed me so bad! It was like, "YO WTF!!! BEND THE F! OVER!! SSAAY MY NAAME!" And so I yelped,"!XOBILE"
by Bruce Lees Daddy October 5, 2007
SAT stands for Satan Approved Torture. This test is often referred to as the gayest test of all time. One must pay upwards of one hundred dollars to partake in this waste of time which takes place early on a Saturday morning. One must sit in their chair for 3 hours while answering the most inexplicably useless questions ever forged. Most of the questions do not relate to anything of importance and the "correct" answers are almost opinion oriented. An example of how absurd these questions could be as follows.
Story: Sally was an etrepreneur during the 1970s. She started selling beach balls that were made from a new, more durable type of plastic. Sally hired Jim to help advertise her product, to which Jim responded, "Gee Sally, thanks!"
Question: In line 2, what does Jim mean by thanking Sally for hiring him?
a. The reparations of WWI is what eventually started WWII
b. The horse's name was Friday
c. Yes
d. No
Story: Sally was an etrepreneur during the 1970s. She started selling beach balls that were made from a new, more durable type of plastic. Sally hired Jim to help advertise her product, to which Jim responded, "Gee Sally, thanks!"
Question: In line 2, what does Jim mean by thanking Sally for hiring him?
a. The reparations of WWI is what eventually started WWII
b. The horse's name was Friday
c. Yes
d. No
by Crispy Wafers March 28, 2019
OMFG I can't believe I didn't get a perfect score on my SAT!! After all my hours of studying!!! @!&$#! I'm worthless *hang*
by Marialejandra March 5, 2007
A test to see how much brain one has. Like the GRE, invariably bitched about by the dumb who always score poorly on it. Blacks and white trash say it is biased (and it is - against the stupid). Intelligent whites and most Asians seem to have no problem scoring high on it.
That SAT is a flat out bitch! I told the adminstrator to shove it up her fuckin ass! At least Crapsnack Community College don't believe in such shit as that. I got to go meet my probation officer right now. I'll call y'all when I get off my shift at Wal-Mart. We'll meet at the Honky Tonk and start drankin!
by Margaret in Indianapolis August 4, 2010