2 definitions by Crispy Wafers
SAT stands for Satan Approved Torture. This test is often referred to as the gayest test of all time. One must pay upwards of one hundred dollars to partake in this waste of time which takes place early on a Saturday morning. One must sit in their chair for 3 hours while answering the most inexplicably useless questions ever forged. Most of the questions do not relate to anything of importance and the "correct" answers are almost opinion oriented. An example of how absurd these questions could be as follows.
Story: Sally was an etrepreneur during the 1970s. She started selling beach balls that were made from a new, more durable type of plastic. Sally hired Jim to help advertise her product, to which Jim responded, "Gee Sally, thanks!"
Question: In line 2, what does Jim mean by thanking Sally for hiring him?
a. The reparations of WWI is what eventually started WWII
b. The horse's name was Friday
c. Yes
d. No
Story: Sally was an etrepreneur during the 1970s. She started selling beach balls that were made from a new, more durable type of plastic. Sally hired Jim to help advertise her product, to which Jim responded, "Gee Sally, thanks!"
Question: In line 2, what does Jim mean by thanking Sally for hiring him?
a. The reparations of WWI is what eventually started WWII
b. The horse's name was Friday
c. Yes
d. No
by Crispy Wafers March 28, 2019
Any two people that are insistent on either having their way or having something be what they believe to be right; usually behaving in a nitpicking manner over a matter that is generally perceived to be not that big of a deal.
Originally referring stereotypically to a couple of unhappy elderly women, but now to anyone who resembles the attitude. The name "Mary" is used as opposed to another name because of its progressive decline in popularity; resulting in more older people with the name than younger people.
The term is mostly known from its use in an episode of the The Office U.S.
Originally referring stereotypically to a couple of unhappy elderly women, but now to anyone who resembles the attitude. The name "Mary" is used as opposed to another name because of its progressive decline in popularity; resulting in more older people with the name than younger people.
The term is mostly known from its use in an episode of the The Office U.S.
Stanley, Michael, and Bob are waiting in line, with Bob being the foremost of the three.
Bob's wife comes up to him and seems to try to get in line with him to avoid waiting at the end.
Stanley and Michael see this and tell his wife to go to the end of the line.
Bob then calls Stanley and Michael a "pair of Marys."
Bob's wife comes up to him and seems to try to get in line with him to avoid waiting at the end.
Stanley and Michael see this and tell his wife to go to the end of the line.
Bob then calls Stanley and Michael a "pair of Marys."
by Crispy Wafers July 8, 2022