Sarv

The guy you wish was yours. So sexy and irresistable and has characteristics similar to a good brownie. Hard on the outside so soft and amazing on the inside.

Dam look at the guy he's such a Sarv.
Guy 1: Your such a Sarv
Guy 2: Only cause I get it like every other day

by dontchawishyouknewme October 16, 2009

Sarv

Sarv is ze most bootiful nun ever and better than taki- Sarv is a supportive queen. You must worship Sarv or i will push u into a tub of acid. Fuck you if you enjoy rule 34 of her, that disrespects our queen. Sarv is our goddess, our lord, our savior, our queen. Respect her or DIE. She is married to Ruv. Respect our lord.

Amazing cultured Person : I just got a Sarv plush!
Uncultured swine: who is Sarv?
Amazing cultured person: get them.
Everyone: *eats the uncultured swine cutely*

by The Pansexual Artist August 21, 2021

sarved

deceiving someone for added personal gain.

Dude....he left me his car to take to the mechanic with no gas in it. I got sarved!!!

by rajpatel January 22, 2010

sarvs

shortened version of 'this afternoon'

must be said in laid back aussie style

"Oi mate! Goin for a surf sarvs?"

by david September 14, 2004

Sarv

Sarv is often used to describe a item that is bad or wrecked.

Oh look at that sarv motorcycle!
Haha your computer is such a sarv

by Etni_Kill November 4, 2018

Sarv

Shit, crap, mess, garbage, excrement

Hva er dette for noe sarv?
What is this sarv?

Ta med deg sarvet ditt og forlat området!

Pick up that sarv of yours and leave the area!

Dette er ikke musikk, det er bare sarv!

This isn't music, it's only sarv!

by Prof.Baltazar July 18, 2020