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A pretty good villain in lord of the rings played by Sir Christopher Lee
How can you hate Saruman? HE IS PLAYED BY CHRISTOPHER LEE!
Saruman by NotGoodBad October 19, 2021

Saruman slap 

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.
I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

saruman the white 

The fucking traitor and orc leader in J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings.
Saruman the white? Yeah, he got what he deserved in Return of the King

The Saruman 

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"
"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."
The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015

White hand of Saruman 

The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.
"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."

Hand of Saruman 

A (generally) sexual maneuver in which a woman covers her hand in her own uterine lining that is in the process of being slowly evacuated from her birth canal and slaps it on the face or chest of the man, leaving a red handprint, while exclaiming "Saruman!"
Leah told us about the time she gave her boyfriend the Hand of Saruman. It was gross.
Hand of Saruman by Samuel Eels July 31, 2006