1 definition by thebaboon
A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"
"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."
by thebaboon October 30, 2015