Sargent is the ultimate state of being. It is the pinnacle of class, the highest of ambition and aspiration, the most sophisticated culinary, culture, arts and interior design taste. It is the appreciation of and participation in the finer things in the life, and an alert aversion and intense dislike of opposing ways of life, such as laziness, money-scrounging behaviours, lack of ambition, self-pity, immaturity, narcissism and victim complexes. It is a perpetuation of confidence without being arrogant, the acknowledgment of respect and inclusion without virtue-signalling and while staying realistic. It is the embodiment of life as an opportunity and a one time chance to excel, and the reminder that some people were simply born for the finer things in life.

Look at Ava drinking Dom Perignon on her balcony. She’s so Sargent.

Max stayed up all night gaming again and still doesn’t have a job? Well that’s not very Sargent, is it Linda?

Sargent by Jake Rigby May 17, 2025

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Sargent Johnson

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

Sargent Johnson by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006

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