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John McCain's running mate for the 2008 US presidential election. She is also a far right republican against abortion and makes up for what John lacks.

Though she looks like a soccer mom with power she is a wilderness woman who lives in the little talked about state of Alaska where she was once mayor in her community and now governor.

She has the usual political family with a husband and kids. One kid going to Iraq, another pregnant and another with down syndrome.

She was mainly brought on for the women's vote since Hillary isn't part of the Democratic ballet. Also, she was brought in since McCain isn't conservative enough for some republicans and also in case he dies there will be a woman in the white house not doing a Monica Lewinsky but getting a Monica Lewinsky.
Sarah Palin is the Republican's VP choice and first women ever to be on a presidential ticket.

Its women vs. Race all over again...
by Phantom Writer September 01, 2008
 
1.
Heinous bitch who only got elected because she sucked McCain's dick.
That fatherfucker is such a Sarah Palin that I bet she gets it on with politicians to save face. Or to moisturize face.
by BorntoVogue August 29, 2008
 
2.
The woman who won the "Blow McCain" competition in late August, granting her Vice President nominee for the Elephant party (Republicans). Sarah Palin thinks that dinosaurs existed 4000 years ago and that evolution is not real. Sarah Palin is a stupid American soccer mom whose daughter is the basis for Juno.
Normal person: "i believe in evolution not creationism"
Sarah Palin (as VP): You are unamerican
by phenobarbiedoll September 11, 2008
 
3.
- VP candidate of John McCain
- a deer slayer
- her church wants to kill gays or convert them
- she says she is in favor of shooting animals from a plane or helicopter with a machine gun
- she doesn't believe in global warming
- she wants offshore drilling
- her brain is in her ass
- wheres Alaska?
- she has shitty one-liners written by idiots of the magnitude of Tyler Marcus
sarah palin is a aero deer hunting motherfucker.
by Byrne H September 10, 2008
 
4.
A completely and totally unqualified, and rather terrifying, Vice Presidential Nominee. Also known as a joke.
"Can you believe that John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate?"

"No, I can't- the bitch is fucking crazy. She's just Bush in Heels."
by textbookenemy September 10, 2008
 
5.
The Governor of Alaska and John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 election.
Sarah Palin will be a Jeopardy answer, but never a Vice President.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 29, 2008
 
6.
A pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war Republican VP nominee. She has no experience, left Wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can't think for themselves.
Stephen Colbert: Who the FUCK is Sarah Palin?
by rawrimabutterfly September 16, 2008
 
7.
Tina Fey's doppelganger
Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
by Matt Weller October 09, 2008