The Santos is a guy you definitely someone you don’t want to mess with. His right hand man SHREDDER12283 and Debby the delinquent are two extreme lads. This absolute chad will mess everyone up who gets in his way, will easily steal your girl, and will flex with all his la coste and off white on you, and remember...
No Armani, no panani
No Armani, no panani
Sam: yo, where’s the Santos at?
Debby: probably smashing some girl right now
Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos
Debby: probably smashing some girl right now
Sam: ahh, no surprise, he is the Santos
by SHREDDER12283 February 4, 2020
A strange, mystical Neanderthal like creature that allegedly roams the Caucasus (with the exception of Mount Elbrus) and the Kazakh Steppe.
Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.
The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"
There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.
It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.
It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings
Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.
The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"
There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.
It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.
It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings
by Baku Goose August 12, 2009
I word describing when your hair /face is covered in shit or sumthing dirtyy like shit
defines from a boy named santo hoo has shit in his hair
defines from a boy named santo hoo has shit in his hair
Ryan G. talking to Dany Atkinson juring sex- oh dany santo on my head baby wet and steamy that how i like it
"dude that mothafukas got santo all up in his doo"
"dude that mothafukas got santo all up in his doo"
by Drako Pavolav April 18, 2005
Stupid bitch you can go suck my ass stop taking my fucking Manyullyn from the goddamn smeltery fuck you. Also ur a fucking BENIS. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Stop stabbing my sandwich you fucking bitch god damn
Santo: HAHA FENIS WENIS BENIS pepepepepepepepep !E
Santo: HAHA FENIS WENIS BENIS pepepepepepepepep !E
by PhilipShoebuckle October 18, 2019
A fictional setting in the Grand Theft Auto titles San Andreas and GTA V, based on real world Los Angeles.
by bakuboy October 4, 2013
To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.
With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!
by Philip J Kaplan January 24, 2023
"I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."
"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."
"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."
by mcflyfarm January 20, 2023