Sank the Titanic

When you have a turd so big it breaks in two when you flush it down the toilet.

Damn, I just sank the titanic. Turd was so big it broke in two when I flushed it!

by Technoqueen March 22, 2013

Sank the titanic

When you have been for a shit and the turd is that massive when you flush it, it would sink the titanic

I wouldn't use that bathroom, I just sank the titanic

by BigBadDom69 September 17, 2021

Sank the Titanic

When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.

*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 16, 2019