Sandblasted
Sandblasted by dogfijs3 September 9, 2015
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Sandblasted
When a female uses the restroom to poop and following this, she goes the shower and bends over waiting for her male partner to come piss the feces off of her butthole. No wiping involved
Sarah was taking this huge shit yesterday and asked me to wipe her ass. Instead of that nasty ass shit I put her in the shower and sandblasted that shit right off
Sandblasted by Scarter3689 June 21, 2019
sandblasted tomato
sandblasted tomato by 0-0-7 October 26, 2009
Sandblasted Windshield
When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.
Sandblasted Windshield by Skauterino December 17, 2019
Tokyo sandblasted
Tokyo sandblasted by Bussin respectfully July 19, 2021
Tokyo Sandblaster
A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.
1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.
2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.
3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.
3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
Tokyo Sandblaster by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010
Charm City Sandblaster
Charm City Sandblaster by TheBigSilly May 7, 2018
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