Sandblasted

Extremely high and/or drunk - to the extent speech, walking, and basic tasks become impossible.

Dude, last night I got so high I couldn't figure out how to work my microwave. I was sandblasted!

by dogfijs3 September 9, 2015

Sandblasted

When a female uses the restroom to poop and following this, she goes the shower and bends over waiting for her male partner to come piss the feces off of her butthole. No wiping involved

Sarah was taking this huge shit yesterday and asked me to wipe her ass. Instead of that nasty ass shit I put her in the shower and sandblasted that shit right off

by Scarter3689 June 21, 2019

Sandblasting

When you have dry, raw, lubrication-less sex until you are raw and in pain.

Also

Having rawness or redness on your skin due to the friction of shaven stubble on your partner's pubic hairs during sex.

"Mark was sandblasting Zen until he was chaffed, red, couldn't walk and he couldn't feel his insides (or outsides)."

by Urban Anon April 15, 2010

Sandblasting

When cunnilingus is performed with a stubbly beard leaving a the woman chafed and raw.

"Dean was sandblasting me last night and now i can't walk or ride a bicycle."

by R.Sarpy October 25, 2007

sandblaster

when a guy is having sex with a girl on the beach, pulls out his penis, covers it with sand and rams it back in the vagina causing excruciating pain.

I was fucking pissed so i gave her a sandblaster

by kyleybrovlovskeet June 8, 2011

Sandblast

The act of skeeting on a girls face then throwing sand at her and running away

"Dude what happened to that girl you took to the beach?"
"Oh I sandblasted her ass and took off"

by Sandblaster May 26, 2007

Tokyo Sandblaster

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010