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A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.
God you're a total Sam.
Man that girl looks like a Sam.
by RjfWells January 16, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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You know, Sam is not what you think.
1 Sam is a boy or man who really cares. Someone who can change your mind when you're sad or make you laugh when your day has been terrible.
2 A romantic from either gender. A boy or girl who believes there's really someone out there who matters and who they matter to. Someone they can hold on to for the rest of their life and love forever. No strings attached.
3 A Sam is a good looking guy. The kind of guy who makes you look twice when you're walking down the street.
1. Amy: I've just had a pretty bad day...

Sam: >says amazing things<

Amy: Oh Sam... :)
2. Amy: I don't really think there's anyone out there for me...

Sam: Of course there is. Never give up hope!
3. Amy: Did you see that guy?

River: He was totally a Sam...
by katiecutie36 October 09, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A very religious kid. Loves video games, and a very sweet guy. Knows how to treat and talk to a girl right.
He's so nice! He must be a Sam!
by Kwickdayzi February 19, 2012
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Sam means to be completely shitfaced. puking mid-sentence, not realizing it and continuing to talk.

Saucy
As a
Motherfucker

S.A.M
for example, "scale from 1 to S.A.M, how drunk are you?"
second example, "OMG, did you see Melissa lasnight? She was S.A.M!"
by Spicyyyyyy July 28, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Yeah my ride is a complete S.A.M
by S.A.MsOwNeR556 October 20, 2010
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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!
by Hommie G December 03, 2007
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Someone with tuna or another species of edible fish in their hair.
Bob: 'Hey Sam, you've got a bit of tuna in your hair mate.'

Sam: 'Oh yeah, thanks mate'
by tunaboy September 19, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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