Sad like The Spine is a phrase to describe someone who is depressed over their intense sexual frustrations.
Rabbit: I'm horny and ashamed.

Hatchworth: Then you're sad like The spine.

The Spine: *sobbing in the other room while masturbating and watching porn*

The porn: AaaAh ffuck me harder!!

The Spine: I love you too ah...*sobbing and ejaculates*
by David Michael Bennett March 17, 2019
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