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A form of fake sympathy. You say it to sound like you care, but everyone around you knows you don't.
Jenny: So many guys like me! It's really hard choosing which one I want. This sucks!"

Tiana: "Oh yeah. It must suck having tons of guys liking you. I'm sabbing so hard right now."
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to sab; a form of crying where your face goes red and your eyes start to tear, often acompanied with yelling a spazzing.
He was sabbing like a baby when I kicked him yesterday
by aydan_is_a_fag March 13, 2009
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the act of non-studying (Facebook, 9gag, Tumblr, Diablo III, you name it) while you should be studying, a.k.a. "study avoiding behavior".
Matt: "hey man, did you study for this test or what?"
John: "no bro, been sabbing all night throwing eggs at clowns."
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