The conscious act of hoarding and using as many bland and increasingly meaningless clichés and clothing as one can; the latter usually accomplished through fervent and excessive purchases of exorbitant products made by corporations that propagated the idea of swag to begin with.

It is essentially the most anti-creative, anti-intellectual and classless habit of modern proletariat.
Anthony: You heard about Joe?

Crystal: No, what?

Anthony: I'm a little worried. He works for $7.30/hr 30 hours a week at Arby's. He just bought a SWAGGER Camo & Chambray shirt on his fourth credit card even though he's got $13275 in debt and is getting hassled by collections agencies all day long. What kind of sense does that make?

Crystal: Oh hell yeah, that SWAGGER jump off! He ain't care. Stop hating, jealous bitch, wish you had swag.
by Rainbow Wong August 10, 2012
Scientific
Wild
Ass
Guess
Teacher: where did you get that answer from?
me: it was a SWAG
by dboyfromdahood May 13, 2013
Sex with a goat.
Justin Bieber has lots of SWAG.
by stuck4cash November 05, 2012
Overhere it means

Someone Who Acts Gay
that guy is swagging, (he dances like a female)
by loadrunner June 23, 2012
A fucking obnoxious, piece of shit word used by fucking obnoxious, piece of shit little kids who think they know anything about the world but in reality, all they know is New World Order brainwashing and Luciferian Illuminati symbolism that they see in ridiculous music videos, causing them to flash Luciferian occult gang signs they don't even understand and speak utterances like “SWAG, YOLO!” instead of speaking English words. When asked what the fuck this even means, they will continue speaking some more indoctrinated Common Core occult incantations—again, they are unaware of this—while applying their Egyptian-themed winged eyeliner to look like some stupid Lady Gaga whore.
My annoying cunt of a little sister walked by my room and instead of saying “hi” or something like an actual person, she just goes “SWAG!” and does like this Eye of Horus hand sign… god, my sister is a stupid little cunt.
by ImGonnaPutAStopToThis October 10, 2014
A word that was created by some half drunk, half stoned jackass in a club. Pretty much the most commonly used word in the entire goddamn universe. Made immortal by Justin Beiber (A half drunk, half stoned jackass) and now used not only to describe a person who is a complete and utter shitbird, but also used as an alternate word for, "Mental Defect."
"Did you hear that little asshat with his pants hanging down around his knees?"
"No, why?"
"Ah, he said 'swag' like seven times in one sentence."
by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014
(Noun)
1.
a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.
b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.
c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.
2. Promotional items, especially when given for free, considered as a group.
3. Slang-Stolen property; loot.
4. Australian-The pack or bundle containing the personal belongings of a swagman.
5. Slang Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer.
intr.v. swagged, swag·ging, swags
1. Chiefly British-To lurch or sway.
2. Australian-To travel about with a pack or swag.
SWAG
by Literal Person August 01, 2013
It does NOT mean 'Secretly we are gay'. Morons.

Origins:While many common terms have entered the English language as acronyms. only rarely did that phenomenon occur prior to the mid-twentieth century. Yet that fact stops few from reaching for acronymic explanations for a variety of far older words, especially in instances where the true etymologies aren't crystal clear.

Swag is one such misunderstood word. Some of the acronymic explanations for it that we've encountered are:

- Secretly We Are Gay
- Stuff We All Get
- Stuff We Ain't Got
- Scientific Wild Arsed Guess
- Sold Without A Guarantee

Not surprisingly, none of those explanations is correct. The word 'swag' is not an acronym, nor has it anything to do with homosexual men surreptitiously attracting like-minded souls to partake of a group activity. It is instead a corruption of the Scandinavian "svagga", meaning "to rock unsteadily or lurch" and entered the English language in the 13th or 14th century, with its earliest print sighting dating to 1303. Over time its meaning evolved into that of "hanging loosely or heavily, to sag," and by 1794 picked up the additional meanings of "booty or plunder" and "a hanging wreath or garland."

In current common usage, swag has a number of meanings:

- Illegally obtained goods.

- Free stuff
- A decorative garland hung in such a way that loops of it hang freely.
Man: Look at that dude's clothes, he has Swag.

or

Man: Let's see what swag you have from robbing that house.
by BelialTempter February 04, 2013

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