Stay Up Til Tommorow Syndrom: is the disease that is whe you cant fall asleep before 12 midnight.. A Diesease that is starting to become a major epidemic throughout American teenagers. In a 2004 study on teenagers between the age of 14-24 year olds,; scientists found out that the main reason for SUTTS is the amount of Caffine teenagers are consuming. At this rate, in 2340 teenagers will no longer be able to sleep. The best way to prevent this is to not drink sodas, ie, Coke, Pepsi, Root Beer, Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew etc,. And other drinks with a high amount of caffine such s Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, Nos etc,. So all in all, SUTTS: the epidemic that is weeping the nation. GO TO BED BEFORE MIDNIGHT!
"Dude, you got SUTTS tonight?"
by Jacob Glickman January 21, 2008