STP
Scoop the Poop.

...like eating out. but the other side.

Similar to the well-known rim job, or gravy rake, STP refers to the kissing/eating/licking aka SCOOPING of the ass aka POOP.

When using STP in the progressive tense, the -ing is to be distributed to the S and not the P. It is NOT Scoop the Pooping. It is Scooping the Poop.

Also acceptable: Essing some P.

In reference to the Carl Jung personality test, one who scores: I-introvert, S-sensate, T-thinking, P-perceiving, will be assigned the personality type of: ISTP. this person will most likely be more prone to Essing your P. If your P is in the process of being Essed, you most likely do not fit his personality type.
If you do fit this personality type, be sure to carry around Listerine. Also, beware of pink eye.
BF to shrink: "My girlfriend, shes been acting withdrawn lately."
Shrink: "If you really love her, you should STP. That's love."
BF: "You're right. I'll do it."

or

beachgirl09: "Hey. Lawlz, u should totally check out my new piks. 4rlz."
MacDaddy200:"U r rlly hot. Wanna STP nbd? lol"

or

"That bitch has a nice ass...STP Baby!"
by captainbuttmunch December 16, 2007

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STP
Shavin The Pubes!!
Jo- Cho- "yea foo so whats up? what are you doing?"

Bryant-Rachi- " ahhh foo stp, i got a date tonight.!!"
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Secret Tweaker Pad, from the Sublime song, S.T.P. It's a place where one can chill and do drugs and hide out after committing a crime.
Get out of my S.T.P!
by con4mconsumeobey January 18, 2005

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Stone Temple Pilots. Originally stood for Shirley Temple's pussy. But the band had to change the meaning when they became main stream.
The Band S.T.P. could still be a great band making great music if Scott Weiland could stay off the Horse.
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STP
Stand To Pee.
You know... guys do it.

This usually applies to transgender men (FtM female to male).
I can't seem to get the hang of STP'ing...
by wwelpo April 29, 2011

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Stone Temple Pilots, a great band
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Standard Temperature and Pressure, a Chemistry term referring to gasses under normal or ideal conditions.
S.T.P for oxygen gas is 25 degrees c and 1 atm of pressure
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STP
Smash That Pussy
Damn I'd STP
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