Scoop the Poop.
...like eating out. but the other side.
Similar to the well-known rim job, or gravy rake, STP refers to the kissing/eating/licking aka SCOOPING of the ass aka POOP.
When using STP in the progressive tense, the -ing is to be distributed to the S and not the P. It is NOT Scoop the Pooping. It is Scooping the Poop.
Also acceptable: Essing some P.
In reference to the Carl Jung personality test, one who scores: I-introvert, S-sensate, T-thinking, P-perceiving, will be assigned the personality type of: ISTP. this person will most likely be more prone to Essing your P. If your P is in the process of being Essed, you most likely do not fit his personality type.
If you do fit this personality type, be sure to carry around Listerine. Also, beware of pink eye.
BF to shrink: "My girlfriend, shes been acting withdrawn lately."
Shrink: "If you really love her, you should STP. That's love."
BF: "You're right. I'll do it."
beachgirl09: "Hey. Lawlz, u should totally check out my new piks. 4rlz."
MacDaddy200:"U r rlly hot. Wanna STP nbd? lol"
"That bitch has a nice ass...STP Baby!"
Shavin The Pubes!!
Jo- Cho- "yea foo so whats up? what are you doing?"
Bryant-Rachi- " ahhh foo stp, i got a date tonight.!!"
Standard Temperature and Pressure
It is used to describe a substance at....
Pressure: 1 atm; 760 mmHg; 101,300 pascals
Temperature: 0°C, 32 F, 273.15 K (kelvin)
It is often used to describe gasses.
The water was starting to freeze at STP.
At STP one mole of gas will occupy 22.4 liters.
Sexually Transmitted Pandas.
A panda on the wrist is the only sign of STPs.
Guy: "hey whats with all these people with pandas on their wrists?"
Girl: "they have STPs"
Stand To Pee.
You know... guys do it.
This usually applies to transgender men (FtM female to male).
I can't seem to get the hang of STP'ing...
The short form for the band Stone Temple Pilots.
Did you hear STP's great new song?
St. Paul, Minnesota in local vernacular.
"STP SEEENIORS" is a common chant amongst the graduating class of any given year in St. Paul.
"Ain't No Where to Be But the STP" is a popular group on Facebook.
The city St. Paul Minnesota. Area code 651
Aint nowhere to be but the stp