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1.
SPastic I'd Like to Fuck.
Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.

"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."
(Spots disabled lady crossing road)
"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"
by Stickystuff October 29, 2008
 
2.
standard person i'd like to fuck
Dude Jarret toomey is KING SPILF!!!!!!
by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 21, 2011
 
3.
Acronym for Stupid Person I Like (to) Fuck.
Britney Spears is so dumb. But so fucking hot! What a spilf! *drools, and boner comes*
by jessica simpson is a spilf October 05, 2009
 
4.
spaniard i'd like to fuck
He is a spilf
by marayy February 12, 2009
 
5.
a joint, blunt filled wiht marjuana and tobbaco. May be confused with a regular marijuana filled blunt or joint, the truth is it has tobbaco mixed with it.
"bro we dont have anough weed for a full joint..."Well lets roll a spliff"
by IrIe October 22, 2003