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1 definition by Stickystuff

 
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SPastic I'd Like to Fuck.
Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.

"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."
(Spots disabled lady crossing road)
"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"
by Stickystuff October 29, 2008