SOMT

Acronym for Shit On My Tip. Upon removing one's penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Originally used as a text acronym but has evolved to use as an exclamation or prepositional phase.

Jon, "Dude, I pounded her ass so hard last night, she won't shit for a week."
Erik, "Nice man, did you wear a condom?"
Jon, "SOMT, I didn't."

or

Erik, "SOMT, I forgot about that homework assignment."
Kyle, "Fuck, me too."

by poopy pants nightmare May 05, 2010

SOMT

SOMT - Sucking Old Man Titty

1) When a younger man has a very odd relationship with older men (sexual).
2) Skipping work to start an aggressive relationship with an older man.

2) Playing shirts and skins basketball with a bunch of old men and you suddenly get some old man titty in your face.

Man, he's been SOMT a lot lately. He's become a real gay boy GB.

by Grant Bacharach April 15, 2017

SOMT

Abbreviation for Suck On My Toe

Rihanna~ Stacey forgot her homework at home Miss
Stacey~ SOMT!!!!!

by PineappleShit February 14, 2017

SOMT

Suck on my tits

Hey douche! SOMT!

Craig u have a big head SOMT!

by exec. fry chef February 10, 2010

SOMT

Skin of my Teeth

Usually used to describe a close-call, usually followed by "that bitch."

Wesley: "Holy shit, dude, you almost died!"
Anthony: "Yeah, I Somt'd that bitch."

Jerry: "I passed by SOMT."
James: "Me too, yo.:
Jerry: "A 94 is NOT by SOMT you asshole."

by That fly kid May 08, 2010

somting

it means "something" but some people use it as its "funny". they say it like they don't know darn english! or its used when you don't know what do say.

user 1: bro, imagine if he did that...
user 2: somting
user 1: can you shut the fu

by quartyz March 05, 2025