The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap there’s a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.
Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!
Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.
Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.
by Fermit_The_Krog April 2, 2019
Verb.
The action of putting liquid soap directly on a chair, desk, table, etc. to trick an unsuspecting victim to sit on it. This is usually performed while the victim is out of their seat, however, with great skill, you can soap someone while they are still in the chair with their back turned.
The action of putting liquid soap directly on a chair, desk, table, etc. to trick an unsuspecting victim to sit on it. This is usually performed while the victim is out of their seat, however, with great skill, you can soap someone while they are still in the chair with their back turned.
by reddevil15 November 18, 2009
Ryan killed it at the skate park yesterday
Did he get a new skateboard?
Na man, he was soaping so hard.
Did he get a new skateboard?
Na man, he was soaping so hard.
by Elementalrtw May 1, 2019
A type of writing AP Language and Composition teachers like to ask you to do for a book during summer. SOAPS stands for subject, occasion, audience, purpose, and speaker.
Subject - What is this about?
Occasion- What happened to cause this to be said/written? Why was it recorded?
Audience- Who is the intended audience?
Purpose- Why was this spoken/written? What purpose does it serve?
Speaker- Who is the speaker or author?
All in all, SOAPS gives students hell.
Subject - What is this about?
Occasion- What happened to cause this to be said/written? Why was it recorded?
Audience- Who is the intended audience?
Purpose- Why was this spoken/written? What purpose does it serve?
Speaker- Who is the speaker or author?
All in all, SOAPS gives students hell.
Joe: FUCK! I have to finish my SOAPS for AP Language and Composition!
Nick: Damn dude. GL. School is tomorrow. It took me like 8 hours!
Joe: DAMN SOAPS!!!!
Nick: Damn dude. GL. School is tomorrow. It took me like 8 hours!
Joe: DAMN SOAPS!!!!
by kwokings033 May 18, 2010
A chemical agent, designed to cleanse one of his/her external filth, thus removing all outside suspicion of one’s internal grime.
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