(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.
While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.
by lokopanocho December 3, 2010
Get the SLERKINGmug. A combination of "lurk" and "sneak." Means you're doing something clever and naughty. Can also represent someone shady or creepin.
Look at that slerkin guy over there!
I was slerkin around in the bushes outside your window.
She is such a slerk.
I was slerkin around in the bushes outside your window.
She is such a slerk.
by Emily Anne January 15, 2008
Get the slerkmug. The slow motion of Twerking
by dbreezy June 25, 2014
Get the Slerkingmug. by Shong December 22, 2008
Get the Slerkmug. 
by qaimaqam September 5, 2023
Get the slerkmug. "It's 3am and I freaked out so much I basically like head planted the desk and slerked." - @ElaraAura
by ScholarlyGamer April 21, 2018
Get the Slerkmug.