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SimbaThaGod

Leader of STGFamily & The Dopest Female Reactor On Youtube
SimbaThaGod

Yo you watch SimbaThaGod stream yesterday?
SimbaThaGod by realgggggg January 1, 2021
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Extreme homosexual that prefers it in the ear. Also known as A.J. or Crunchwrap. A sambado is the one that plays all the sports that involve physical contact with other men. Sambados are often aroused by gingers and penis loving robots.
"Hey sambado"

"Call me A.J."

You are a FUCKING HOMO!"
Sambado by WillyFlynn May 8, 2010

Waxy Simba 

When you are having oral intercourse and your partner puts a small amount of wax on your head and massages it in.
My girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she grabbed the burning candle while on top and dabbed her finger in wax and gave me a waxy simba.
Waxy Simba by Zoey Boyden December 27, 2021

A simba, nala, or a scar

SIMBA: brown pubes uncut
USUALLY FEMALE
NALA: bald pubess
EITHER SEX
SCAR: hairy black pubes
USUALLY MEN
"hey man, do you have A simba, nala, or a scar?"
"i have a scar"

"damnnnn. your hairy and manly man"

The Simba 

The Simba is done by completing the following steps:

1. Guy cums on girls face (must get some on forehead...it is essential)
2. Guy reaches out and smears the cum across said girls forehead while saying SIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA in a long, drawn out manner.

As you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls...especially those girls known as cum sluts, chicken heads, etc.

(Bonus points if you dress in a Rafiki costume while doing this.)
Kim and George were having sex in the bathroom stall when George thought it would be funny to pull the Simba.
The Simba by asshole frat guy November 23, 2007
When a man takes left over cum and wipes it on a female's forehead moments after sex, declaring "Simba" as he does it.
"Last night, after Rick and I had sex, he Simba'd me!"
Simba'd by simba'd June 21, 2009