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Stands for Serious Case Of Man Face, its a name for members of the female sex that have the face of a man
"omg, your girlfrind has a scomf"
"that girl has a scomf"
Scomf by IraSuperum May 13, 2009
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Dirty Scomo 

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.
“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”
Dirty Scomo by ELK1 January 3, 2020
Related Words
Scomf Scomo scoff scomp scoof Scoffee scofield SCOM Scömìche SCOAMF
A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.
"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"
scoofa by msinkwell September 23, 2021

Going for a Scomo 

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.
Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.
Going for a Scomo by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

Scomo Handshake 

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."
Scomo Handshake by WazfromAus January 3, 2020

Scömìche 

The ship name of Scott Hoying and Mitch Grassi from the Youtube channel, "Superfruit." The most adorable and talented pairing on the internet.
Woah there are so many Scömìche feels in this tweet!
Scömìche by AlyTard2000 November 15, 2014

Scomo’d 

To abandon a situation for others to sort out
The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there
Scomo’d by Scumo December 21, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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