SAT
A standardized test taken by most high school Juniors and Seniors in order to qualify for college admittance and scholarships. Generally disliked by many students, this test is often called an acrnoym for Satan Approved Torture.
"Do you wanna hang out on Saturday?"
"No, I can't. I'm taking the SAT."
"That test is pure torture."
by AReallyWhiteKid October 13, 2011
The S.A.T. is a really hard test in High school do detirmine what type of colledge you go in to. Sometimes refered to as a "Suck Ass Test"
Grandma: hey bobby how is school going?

Bobby: well... i got to take those suck ass test(S.A.T.). man.. they fucking suck!!!
by zamy June 12, 2006
SAT
"Standardised Asswipe Test". It is based out of 1600 or 2400 points depending on which version test you take. Let's break this down:
-You will be rigidly timed so that students who are good at working quickly will have an advantage over you. Sections are generally timed between 18 and 25 minutes.
-Math: Generally fair with tutoring, without it, you are expected to know every last element of mathematics you've learned in the past 11 years with some criteria you have never seen before.
-English: No matter how adept you are in English, you will be bombarded with hundreds of words ranging from 20 to 35 letters with which you have never seen. You will also need to answer pointless and challenging questions on the driest articles they could find.
WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE SAT: Unfair, bullshit, biased.
I've been tutored for months and I still don't understand any of it...whoever made the SAT should be gutted.
by Volbeat December 28, 2011
SAT
#1 source of stress high school students are dealing with
College student: What's wrong?
High school student: SATs are getting on my nerves, it's impossible to study for it and it's tomorrow!
College student: I'm glad that this crap is over!
by NHRHS2010 August 13, 2011
SAT
A standarized test taken by high school juniors and seniors. It is the most important test that is also the least important, because while high scores are essential to get into college, it shows nothing about your intelligence, learning ability, or worth as a person.
I just bought 132480134 so I can study for the SAT.

After the SAT I will be an expert at filling in circles.

Look! I'm smarter than Joe Bloggs at the SAT
by UHSS January 10, 2011
SAT
An exam that everyone in their Junior year of high school in the United States has to take in order to enter college. It's purpose is to keep the black kids out.
SAT results:
Percentage of blacks in High School: 45.8%
Percentage of blacks in College: 0.0%
by SubtleRacist February 07, 2009
Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
by Munky! September 27, 2008

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