When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.
Made popular by the hit tv show The Venture bros. "rusty venture"
by Bustadave November 21, 2010
Something lame that unoriginal dickheads say to sound cool. It has the opposite effect & makes them sound like fuckwits
dickhead: Hey man, I'm so cool that I keep dropping rusty venture into conversation

poor guy having to listen to dickhead: You're a fuckwit!
by lickmyrim November 25, 2010
When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore
Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
by Quiz Boy November 24, 2010
Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.
i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."
by sasquatch77 November 23, 2010
When you Jerk off so many times your dick gets red and sore.
Nathan hasn't had a girlfriend in 6 years, and every day he gives himself a Rusty Venture.
by Atticus620 November 22, 2010
A Rusty Venture is:

1: when you have a gay 69 and stick your hand inside there asshole and pull out the shit and rub it on each other than the first one to cum has to eat all of the shit.

2: when you take your girl out to a resterrant than not let her take a shit all day than you have anale sex untill she shits all over your dick than you take out your dick and bust all over her back than you have to eat all of the shit and cum with out you hands.

3: When you take a shit in your girls mouth and then you stick your dick in there untill she trows up all over your dick than she has to eat the shit and put it in her vagina than cum in her face.

4: to take out as much shit as posibul with one hand full and two servings and eat it
I had to give a Rusty Venture to my friends last nights.
by Rusty Venture69 November 22, 2010
When you jerk off so much your penis is red and sore
She Rusty Ventured me all night long.
by Shore Leave November 21, 2010

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