When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.
Made popular by the hit tv show The Venture bros. "rusty venture"
by Bustadave November 21, 2010
The rusty part is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can; then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick, so right when you're about to get off take it out and blow shitty cum on her back.

The venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands
How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little rusty venture?
by esquilax13 November 23, 2010
When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.
I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.
by sheep lovers lover November 23, 2010
Master bating until your dick is so raw and red that you can no longer get off.
Man, I really gave myself a Rusty Venture earlier and its really burning right now.
by Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqwe November 23, 2010
Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.
i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."
by sasquatch77 November 23, 2010
V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated
I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture
by Dawhiit3kid November 23, 2010
It's when you jerk off so much that your dick gets red and sore.
I masturbate so much that I get a Rusty Venture at least once per month.
by hammmmmm November 22, 2010

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