by Rustytaco September 19, 2015
by gamergril123 May 3, 2019
by owhole August 19, 2008
When a girl takes a shit and doesn’t wipe and then the guy cums in between the cheeks and squeezes them together to form the image of sour cream, meat, and the shell of a taco.
by Itsnotaboutthisrustytrombone August 22, 2019
It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.
Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.
by Harm Nasty April 14, 2011
1: ( verb) when an old hispanic man dresses like Papa Noel, Holds a churro at his crotch. Another person milks the caramel out of “penis churro” while making a wish.
2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like
2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like
1. My uncle asked me what I wanted for christmas, I gave hime a rusty taco churro and said, cash.
2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.
also the chain rusty taco has best churros.
2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.
also the chain rusty taco has best churros.
by Godzeera66 February 7, 2021
by JewFishman November 19, 2021