Russian Cracker 

where a group of guys get together and get an unsalted or salted cracker. all the guys start to jerk off and all jizz on the cracker, last one to cum, gets a snack.

dude, im soooo glad that i cum fast, that russian cracker must have suckeddd for jimmy.

Russian Cracker by Fiiiinddd out October 31, 2008

Russian Nut Cracker 

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

Russian Nut Cracker by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Russian Party Cracker's 

Russian party cracker's, or RPC, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.

Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.

Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.

Ahhhhh daaaaammmnnn, I got done in the eye again whilst playing Russian party cracker's.

Russian Party Cracker's by JAMBALLZ September 21, 2011