1. When someone finishes crapping, but doesn't wipe and then sits on an unsuspecting victims face, making a massive poop splat on your nose and around your eyes.

2. Some fancy sunglasses from Russia
1. Dude, last night it was firetrucking hilarious when Billy woke up to find he got some Russian Sunglasses!

2. Ooh, look at those designer Russian sunglasses!
by mankeyrox November 11, 2011
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