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15.
A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.
"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."
by Atticus Black May 16, 2009
 
16.
A species werewolf that doesn't smell.
"Wow look over there it's a rupert!"
by somebody who does not smell September 17, 2008
 
17.
The 10th planet in our solar system.
A bunch of aliens with amnesia live on Rupert.
by joyjoy July 07, 2003
 
18.
The name of Jeremy medinas penis
Yo girl you want to suck my rupert
by delici0us_j October 23, 2007
 
19.
big gay bear
He's a bear and he's gay!
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
 
20.
Coloquial expression referring to the ass hole
"That sonofabitch has his head up his rupert"
by Dick Fondla April 28, 2003
 
21.
some gay-ass cartoon bear who hangs around with some gay-ass dog (or whatever the hell it is)named Pongping and goes on dumb adventures with talking animals.
Yo, that dude rupert is gay!!
by SLK May 22, 2004