A top teacher from Derby who has many talents including writing a 5000 word assignment in less than 12 hours. You will often find him without a coat, watching planet earth and eating oats. Sometimes single, but usually seen surrounded by Asian baes. Ruperts are also known to be charming, genuine, funny and down to earth. He is a caring and generally wonderful guy and you can always rely on good ol’ rupes to help you out.
by CB_1993 December 18, 2016
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.
by Atticus Black May 16, 2009
some gay-ass cartoon bear who hangs around with some gay-ass dog (or whatever the hell it is)named Pongping and goes on dumb adventures with talking animals.
by SLK May 22, 2004
by Dick Fondla April 28, 2003
by c-walker December 17, 2011
A Rupert is a dude that could never become a John. The arch nemesis of a John (Johnanation). A Rupert is typically one of those guys you see who thinks he's a bad-ass dude but he's really just an asshole and nobody likes him. Ruperts usually come from Broseville and have lots of their dad's money.
by defeationjoe April 06, 2010