A person who deems themselves to be "an absolute joker". When in reality, they have very poor banter.
House mate frapes you with below average banter, in response: "you absolute rupert"
by Lolalo October 07, 2011
A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.
Evidence to the Commons Select Committee was found yet again to be a total Rupert.
by stropmag July 25, 2011
a small town in Idaho
"hey did you know that rupert is the christmas city of idaho"
by c-walker December 17, 2011
a code word used by many for marijuana
im goin to smoke up that rupert today
by desibaby March 14, 2005
russian word meaning "quick death"
rupert murdoch
by Jake Jarmel May 25, 2004
A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.
"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."
by Atticus Black May 16, 2009
A species werewolf that doesn't smell.
"Wow look over there it's a rupert!"
by somebody who does not smell September 17, 2008

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