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When totally stoned and steaming. Definitely time to call it a night, but I may be able to visit KFC on my way home!
Guy: Can I get you another beer or a spliff mate?
Me: Fuck no! I'm totally rumpled, I gotta get home before I fall down.
by InTheNameOfBofA August 11, 2012
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To have sex by Rumple/ Mr. Gold from the tv show, Once Upon a Time.
I was rumpled in my dream last night.
by The biggest fucking dearie December 04, 2014
the craziest nigga on the block; throws nades in baptist churches. The coolest guy to play css with. You need one on every team.
Me and my rumpled getting all ready to scrimmage.
by Osama March 16, 2005

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