Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"
Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."
Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."
Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"
Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"
Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"
*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.
2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.
Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."
I ran out of mixer, so I made a Rumpelstiltskin.