Rule 140 

If it exists, it has a twitter account; This includes inanimate objects, pets, and general life forms that have no business communicating, let alone microblogging.

Fuck ya, my dog has a twitter account! Rule 140 man, Rule 140.

Rule 140 by Tristessa_27 November 30, 2009

Rule 140 

Rule 140: Nobody reads Twitter feeds.

Hipster: Hey, my dog’s stuffed pet’s ear has a Twitter feed!
Other people: Rule 140! Nobody cares!

Rule 140 by BAReF00t January 22, 2010