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If it exists, it's probably in Japan.
Truman: Raw horseflesh Ice cream?
Yu Min: No Way!!! That can't be real.
Truman: Rule 38.
Yu Min: Topo!
#rule #thirty #eight #38 #japan #wierd
by Elite CAT September 18, 2008
Rule 38 is a prison offence in which someone is masturbating in public.
He got locked up because he kept doing a rule 38 in front of the female prison guard.
#masturbation #prison #inmate #jail #sex
by Cereal KiIIer June 20, 2010
Analogous to Rules 34 through 37, Rule 38 states that if something exists, there is a plushie of it, or there will exist a plushie of it. This is not a constant, but an inevitability; i.e. not all things have plushies, but come the end of time, they will.
"Half-Life 2: Episode Two had those really scary Hunter enemies; now they have them as plushies."
"Christ, Rule 38."
"WTF is rule 38?"
"It's like all the other Rule 3x's, but about plushies."

#rule #38 #plushie #hunter #stuffed #toy
by Flatterland August 21, 2008
If there is a type of porn, there is a website for it.
J. Have you seen that pillow porn website?

B. There is no such fucking thing.

J. Rule 38
#porn #rule #38 #rule38 #website #pornwebsite #sex #sexwebsites #types #of #typesofporn #typesof #ofporn #typesporn
by Krow1125 September 14, 2008
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