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a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i fucked ruben last night" said marina
by ruben March 03, 2005
ruben is an extreemly clever individual who is known to be ridiculously atractive. He is a fan of cats and has a sensitive element to him which tends to atract the oposite sex. He uses lord of the rings to seduce females
"wow your looking Rubenish today"
by kimlyn:) February 01, 2012
a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.
he is such a ruben, on the real though.
by rubenDaWG..XP July 07, 2011
A Hench,Cute,Handsome,Athletic person. A dude like Ruben is usually Tall, Fast he loves one girl with all his heart and he is a really good kisser.
I wish I was like ruben
by OlajideBT October 20, 2013
A guy who is mixed with multiple ethnicity's who's very good looking. Who's caring and committed to loving one and only girl that catches his heart who's name just happens to be Jenny. he's very athletic, fit, has a great taste in music, an exceptional dancer, funny, smart, outgoing. Ruben is truly an amazing person which no other guy competes with.
Ruben loves his Bae.
by Santana Martinez June 02, 2014
A bad ass Puertorican who usually is really talented and funny also gets all the girls, he can slack off and people will do hes work for him some of the talents of a Ruben are usually Soccer, Skateboarding, surfing. Rubens are always very successful in life. Rubensare always gentlemen and always make a good boyfriend or husban rubens are always very popular and all the girls want him for his good looks athleticism and personality Rubens will always show you how to have a good time
Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body

Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.

Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(

Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!
by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013
a euphemism for a restaurant or some sort of eating establishment that is non-descript
Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?
by Pierskin November 30, 2006
This man happens to be one of the few people that can receive three penis' at a time in one whole in the world. He loves easy and can care alot. But once you turn him on he turns into a sex-crazed rabbit. Also tends to dissrespect women most of the time.
Man i was with a Ruben last night , he took all of us at one time.
by GoogleFacts September 23, 2012