rubber ducky

a floating used condom in a bath (either post coital or post jack-off)

i'm not bathing with you untill the rubber ducky is removed from the tub!!!

by DS January 29, 2004

Rubber ducky

sex acts in a small floating contraption

can be a boat or pool raft

sex on the water

got head on the river the other day...

So you got a rubber ducky

is that what it's called?

by SoapySardines aka Dorian October 6, 2018

rubber ducky

something that Ernie from Sesame Street likes to shove up his ass in the bathtub

Bert! I can't take a shit because my rubber ducky is stuck in my ass!

by bojzzle June 25, 2004

rubber ducky

It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"

"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"

by DaBritishRCuming April 1, 2004

rubber ducky

Slang for a used condom.

Mike left his rubber ducky on the bed.

by Shane Michael August 7, 2006

A Rubber Ducky

A rubber duck you put on the end of your penis and then you have sex!

Nick put a rubber ducky on himself had sex with his girlfriend.

by Fpiewjoufgeogegjo November 18, 2010

rubber ducky

a man with a really sqeaky voice....a/k/a mr. Pease see rubber ducky

One day i was sittin in class and had to listen to Rubber ducky talk the whole time.

by hehe me! December 23, 2004