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When someone lies about a danger and then when its really there... they ignore the warning and deal with the ramifications

everyone might cry

can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it

similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...
Billy kept joking about there being a danger... Then when there really was one, no one listened to him

Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.

Ironic wolf
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018
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When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 5, 2018
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When your a male is receiving head and he forces it down her throat every now and then

When she gets air thats called turbo-ing her
Once we got into turbo, we could never go back, the wife enjoys it alot too.

The misses asked me if i wanted a turbo the other day, it wasnt the kind of turbo i thought she was talking about.

Clean word for Deepthroat
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 5, 2018
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when fucking a girl on your knees and one leg goes off to the side, foot down for better leverage and re adjustment purposes
Polish Kickstand

could be off the edge of the bed onto the floor while the other knee is on the bed

Sometimes the initial position when penetrating
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 5, 2018
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sex acts in a small floating contraption

can be a boat or pool raft

sex on the water
got head on the river the other day...

So you got a rubber ducky

is that what it's called?
by SoapySardines aka Dorian October 6, 2018
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a blank round is used instead of a real one in Russian roulette

Or a flaregun is used
polish roulette is Russian roulette with a blank round, that will probably still blow a hole , or extremely fucking hurt
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 24, 2018
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When she sucks on your fingers in front of your boys , letting them know, they wont be following

Similar to a dukes of hazard moment when jumping a ramp and the cop car crashes... ending their fun... Wishing they would have made it and not crashed, looked like fun until they crash

similar to a cockblock, but broblock , can be kinda a bad thing causing issues between homies, especially when plans were made and its happened before...
i cant believe she pulled a dukes of hazards last night, crashed the night, atleast i had fun
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 5, 2018
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