When a character meant to criticize a political ideology is misinterpreted by those that unironically believe in said ideology as genuine. Coined after the character Rorschach who was meant to criticize objectivist philosophy becoming championed by its proponents.
by ron je October 7, 2022
1. One of the main characters in the legendary comic book series/graphic novel Watchmen Said main character wears a mask which appears similar to the ink blot test which psychiatrists use to evaluate clients. Rorschach is a "dark" hero, often killing or maiming the criminals he apprehends. 2. One of the best comic book heroes ever created.
by Judicator December 9, 2004
An act of aggression in which one uses the last sheet of toilet paper without replacing the roll, causing the next person that takes a shit to have to stand up and get more, effectively turning their asscheeks into a Rorschach shitblot test.
"Bro, why are you so late all the time? " "Dude, my asshole roommate keeps Rorschaching me. This morning I had to go on a mud-butt mission to find toilet paper , take a shower and basically start my whole day over." "That sucks, man. What a dick."
by RystuShocklefard November 2, 2015
Rorschachism.
The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.
Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.
Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
Roger the Beaver: Oh, hey Bill. So, did you hear about the new religion? Rorschachism?
Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...
Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!
*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...
Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!
*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
by ssp0929 April 4, 2009
A character from the graphic novel/movie Watchmen. He is the only time you can refer to someone has a pimp and have it be cool. He wears an ink blotted clothe as a mask, and the ink blot changes depending on his current emotion. He kills any persons breaking the law-even the petty crimes such as spraypainting, so if you try doing ANYTHING illegal under Rorschach's watch, your automaticly fucked. Think Hannibal Lecter and Batman combined and you have Rorschach. Total badass.
by Steven Hughs March 23, 2009
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A Character From The Graphic Novel and Movie Watchmen Created By Alan Moore And Based On The DC Comics Character The Question. Using Unconventional Means of Crime Fighting, Walter Kovacs Fights Crime in An Alternate New York City in The Year 1985. Rorschach is the only vigilante who remains active after the passage of the Keene Act outlawed masked vigilantes. Rorschach investigates the murder of a man named Edward Blake, discovering that he is the Comedian, A Team Member Of The Watchmen, one of only two government-sponsored heroes. He believes that someone is picking off costumed superheroes. Eventually He Meets His Demise At The Hands Of Dr.Manhattan, Yet Another Member of The Watchmen. In The Movie "Watchmen" Rorschach is played by Jackie Earl Haley
A Character From The Graphic Novel and Movie Watchmen Created By Alan Moore And Based On The DC Comics Character The Question. Using Unconventional Means of Crime Fighting, Walter Kovacs Fights Crime in An Alternate New York City in The Year 1985. Rorschach is the only vigilante who remains active after the passage of the Keene Act outlawed masked vigilantes. Rorschach investigates the murder of a man named Edward Blake, discovering that he is the Comedian, A Team Member Of The Watchmen, one of only two government-sponsored heroes. He believes that someone is picking off costumed superheroes. Eventually He Meets His Demise At The Hands Of Dr.Manhattan, Yet Another Member of The Watchmen. In The Movie "Watchmen" Rorschach is played by Jackie Earl Haley
Nite Owl: "There's a maintenance hatch that will let you out two blocks north."
Rorschach: "I remember. I used to come here often, back when we were partners"
Nite Owl: "Those were good times, huh Rorschach? What happened?"
Rorschach: "You Quit"
Rorschach: "I remember. I used to come here often, back when we were partners"
Nite Owl: "Those were good times, huh Rorschach? What happened?"
Rorschach: "You Quit"
by Who Watches The Watchmen February 14, 2010
performed by ejaculating between a woman's breasts and then pressing them together to make a picture, which can then be interpreted appropriately; also known as a "jizzblot"
I performed a Rorschach on my girlfriend and son of a Vondruke if I didn't see the visage of LeBron James!!
by layneinthebox February 11, 2010