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Roversham 

In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.
Roversham by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 4, 2019

Finch Rovers 

The Finch Rovers are those lads u see banging in poggers top bins finishes at training before missing 3 open goals at the weekend. However, they're still biggest dub team in East Berks and they're beating Bracknell Colts 21-3 on aggregate over their last 4 matches.

Big up the top shaggers in red and black!
'Hey stepbro wanna play footy like Finch Rovers?'
'Nah sorry stepsis I've had enough footsies with the Rovers boys for one day ' ;)

Ronversation 

An utterly pointless and awkward conversation that draws on for a intolerably long time. Usually with someone who, despite your best efforts, does not realize you do not want to talk to them.
Man, that just went on and on. He was just insisting on having a ronversation with me.
Ronversation by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers 

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.
That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.
"...rubbing his rookers oh his grazzy apron.."
rookers by Anonymous September 8, 2003
The plural of roof for people old enough to read the Oxford Dictionary of the English Language, in fact old enough to know that the real Napoleon was not Dynamite or a brandy.
Hoi polloi live under roofs and civilized men live under rooves.
rooves by Hippolyte September 24, 2009