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1.
The plural of roof for people old enough to read the Oxford Dictionary of the English Language, in fact old enough to know that the real Napoleon was not Dynamite or a brandy.
Hoi polloi live under roofs and civilized men live under rooves.
by Hippolyte September 24, 2009
 
2.
To kindly sprinkle a crushed up pill of Ecstasy into the drink of an unwilling, reluctant, fearful friend. The lucky friend will sip away and eventually begin to roll. Yee-haw!
Ashley: C'mon, Jeremy! Just roll with us, man! Take X just once and I promise it will be THE best night of your life...

Jeremy: Ummm...I'm too scared. I'll think about it.

Ashley: That's fine. I'll just Roof-E yo ass!

Jeremy: Ohhh. Like a "Roofie? ROOF-EEE!" Hahaha.

Ashley: Exactly :)
by UmJustLikeACircus February 19, 2009
 
3.
The plural of "roof," for people too dumb to know that the real word is "roofs."
It certainly is interesting to compare the shingles on those two rooves.
by Zevez March 26, 2005