Rooster Illusion 

1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.

2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.

I am a rooster illusion.

Rooster Illusion by drinkbootysweatplz December 25, 2008

Rooster Illusion 

The delusion that ones penis is larger than it actually is. This mirage causes the afflicted to troll social web sites proving his 'superiority' in all things. See: Douchnozzle

He is an asshole because he suffers from rooster illusion

Rooster Illusion by Hyperkinetic April 21, 2011