rolfing

A trademarked system of deep tissue bodywork and movement education , more properly termed "structural integration", that is an outcome based process that sequentially works through the body to optimally align it in gravity and balance the dynamic relationship between the torso and the head, girdles and limbs. The process usually consists of a 10 part protocol. Named after its originator, US biochemist Dr Ida P. Rolf (1896-1979).

A Rolf Institute trained structural integrator practices "Rolfing". If one is recieving the work , one is having "Rolfing" or being "Rolfed"

by A.C.R May 16, 2008

Rolfe

A word that can replace almost any adjective, and some nouns, oh and some verbs. It really does have a place in every sentence ever spoken.

You've got to Rolfe it up!
Rolfe off!
I was Rolfe-ing all the way home!
You are such a Rolfe!
You just Rolfed that good and proper!
Oh for Rolfe's sake!
Etc.

by Dildo Shaggins January 10, 2009

ROLF

Originally meant to be ROFL, which stands for "Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing", it gradually turned into ROLF because it rolls off the tongue easier.

ROLF. The fuck is that? It's so funny.

by SilveradoColorado January 31, 2019

ROLF

Rolling On Laughing Floor

THe floor is laughing while we are rolling on it

by ELyse November 6, 2004

rolf

that weird fucker from ed edd & eddy

edd: hello rolf
rolf: hello edd boy

by poopfaceeeeeeeee August 26, 2014

Rolfed

A term to describe the desire for sexual relations with a female who is particularly attractive.
It is believed that the term was first used in the 1960's when a Rolfesaurus observed a particularly well stacked female.

She'd get Rolfed.
Look at the Chesticles on that, she'd get a good Rolfing.

by laughingboy65 November 12, 2010

rolfes

to wreck, destroy, defeat, or leave in shambles

I hit a deer last night, and it totally rolfesed my car.

by Gordon Brewer May 23, 2005