When you crap a steaming hot log between a girl's rocky mountains (boobies)
Yo man I did a rocky mountain log slide on my girl last night.
by strdr505 February 23, 2014
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When having intercourse anally with another individual that is riddled with pinworms and as a result the giving party pulls out with some excrement and pin worm on their penis.
I finally nailed Samantha after she got off from work and noticed I had a Rocky Mountain Worm Log after I started giving it to her in the ass.
by Specter Jake January 25, 2018
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The act of vaginal penetration via doggy style during which the female excretes fecal matter for lubrication upon the male's penis.
Dave: So what did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: She gave me a little Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.
Dave: You mean where she shits on your dick to lube it up real nice?
Aaron: That's the one!
Dave: NICE!!
by Jasper Stupolotics July 21, 2008
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A unique sub-genre of {trustafarians} whose lives revolve around recreating in their adopted ski towns within the Rocky Mountain region. Highly privileged with inherited wealth and good looks, they live a life of recreation and leisure centering around overpriced gear, Sprinter vans, and Breweries. If they work it is at a non-profit which their parents donate heavily to, all this is done for {virtue signaling} reasons on social media. Their money gentrifies these communities and drives the working class to satellite communities. Having a worldview so myopic and self centered, their idea of an injustice is not being able to ride their bike exactly where they want. Dog poop on the trail is the most difficult thing any of them will have to deal with today. Their life has been so easy they have to make recreational challenges to add a feeling of consequence and challenge to an otherwise consumptive existence of vanity and social networking with members of their same economic class. Contact with members of the working class is limited to when their vehicle, otherwise known as their play chariot, needs new tires. Moving quickly from recreation bubble to recreation bubble and remaining ignorant to current events, the RMRLC can maintain their whimsical and fantastical vision of an adult playground complete with toys of unlimited excess. A reality where adrenaline mixes with copious amounts of THC and a topper of craft microbrews from their trustfund friends brewery.
If a tree fell in a forest and a Rocky Mountain recreational leisure class individual was not there to ride on top of it with a titanium endowed piece of equipment, did that tree actually fall?
by blixdick June 13, 2019
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Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.
I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.
by CutthroatMassacre June 8, 2007
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The act of performing anal sex with a girl then titty fucking her leaving a streak between her breasts thus resembling a highway between the mountains.
I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a rocky mountain highway. She was washing shit off her chest for days.
by Brian Euvino May 16, 2008
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A type of drink with 1/2 Southern Comfort, 1/2 Amaretto, 2 splashes of cranberry juice.
Hey bartender, can I get a Rocky Mountain Motherfucker?
by PulpFictionFan94 August 10, 2018
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